Gullibility 😉

When one of the 8 fuck up so you need to quickly come up with some ‘new light’ to cover their ass

Happy Anniversary! Here’s to another 12! And another.. and another.. and another..

Oh ffs Tony 🤦‍♂️

I do, actually.

Bye then 👍

In a heartbeat. I mean, no. Absolutely not. Donations please.

Game, set and match 🎾💪

Don’t forget to pop this on your Field Service Report card please Serena Williams Your hours count as double 😉🤑

As the old Proverb goes… “10 heads are better than 8” Donations please, internal promotions don’t come cheap.

#EveryoneElseBurns on Channel 4 is an incredibly accurate insight into how far fetched some religious beliefs can be. It’s a good job my cult isn’t like that.

Bye Tony 🥃

Leaving party for AM3 this Friday. Bring your own hotdogs

It’s finally happened. You win. I have made every single recipe containing coconuts that even I can think of, and I’ve still got loads left.

Too much information Lloyd.

That’s a cheeky lads weekend with Gerrit Losch to Spain booked! Can’t wait for a bit of shun, sea & sand!

In order to cut costs amid the continued rise of anointed ones, if you are anointed - and let’s be honest I haven’t got a clue right now who is and isn’t anymore - please bring your own wine and crackers. I’m not made of money.

👀👀👀

I’m not sure what all the fuss is about, it’s not like I’ve never changed my mind before. It’ll be fine, it’s not like I’ve caused any issues by making sure other things go unreported is it?

Sounds like you’re still undecided. I’ll ask them to call by again 👍