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How we defending Charles right now #UFC317

It’s okay bro

If I was waken up by a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

Hey Sleeper my league, which already drafted, just randomly disappeared. How do we get that fixed?

1. Algebra is good for problem-solving. 2. Geometry is good for visual thinking. 3. Calculus is good for understanding change. 4. Statistics is good for decision-making. 5. Number theory is good for logical discipline. 6. Linear algebra is good for modern science and

Me checking people’s items to see which line at the store is going to move the fastest.

Boy I used to play tf out of this on the computer lol

“Can we jump on a quick call”

Loving me is not enough. I want you to support Chelsea FC.

What has happened to the sport I love once every four years for two weeks.

omw to get the worm early asf

That La Marina era in NY was a special time. You just had to be there

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen... okaycanyouseeit?

When you visit your mom because you miss her and she suddenly starts the same bs that made you move out

How it feels as a man to be 25+ w no baby mommas, a crib, a car, and a good paying job dese days

I really be blacking on my mom for this lol

‘wyd?’ Me: ‘Nothing’ *Incoming call*

BOTH OF YALL WAITING TO SEE WHO GONNA PUT THE LUGGAGE IN THE TRUNK

This deadass how the women from East New York that I grew up around sound for real