Why does Eddie look older than Larry?

Trying to explain the Elmo drum line to people outside of Philadelphia

I was really hoping the Phillies would get a 7 run homer there at the end

Trump: no tax on tips! Elon: Here is a robot that will do your job for free

Am I nuts or is this the AI tiktok voice that everyone uses on a shady prescription commercial?

Billy Bragg last night oh my god

This use of improper grammar in Absolute Batman #1 really ruined the experience for me 0/10

Breaking up with my girlfriend for talking over the “clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, whoo!” part in “Kissing the Lipless”

It’s literally this easy It's Always Sunny

David Gray consistently makes music that would not seem out of place in an episode of E.R. from 2004

All set for the Halloween tonight

I had to make my own sticker

Why would I vote for a woman when there is a perfectly good ancient white rapist right there?

I’ll be watching men getting attacked by Canada geese videos until I can process reality again

Dude. #jeopardy

Highway rescue workers worst nightmare windows

“Heretic” in 3D was just Hugh Grant tilting a candlestick toward the audience and saying “Isn’t THAT grand!?” over and over

Rate my Detroit pizza