This is why dark woke failed yall was supposed to be sending pipe bombs and shit and instead yall just got really into saying the r word

your secret is safe with me because i don’t care

i was today years old when i found out saturday is spelt with 8 letters because thats how many beers youre supposed to have in you before noon

EXCHANGING NUMBERS? FAMILY, WE ARE SO BACK!!

It’s finished!!!

Need a 38 year old millennial to run for president with this slogan idec anymore

A cat looking out the window, so I took a picture of it and it turned out to be like a god

cutest part of the guillotine has 𝘨𝘰𝘵 to be the little wicker basket used to catch the head. just a little bit of whimsy on the public murder machine

listen. a lot of people are saying trump is a pedophile who covers for his pedophile friends. but it's not like he's on video talking about how he'd like to fuck his own daughter. that would make things really awkward

🚨Rep. Maxwell Frost after touring “Alligator Alcatraz”: “Thirty-two bodies crammed per cage, six cages per tent. People screaming ‘Help me, I’m a U.S. citizen.’ Drinking water pumped from the same toilet they’re forced to use. It’s filth, it’s cruelty, it’s America’s name on

Trump with a suspiciously Epstein-list-shaped belly

"Capitalism is temporary. Dykes are forever" Seen in NYC

her: are you fucking stupid? me and stupid:

this is me learning rosie o’donnell aged into a hot butch

We got hot summer nights mid July when you and I were forever wild next week

something about me not being able to sleep

I love dumb ass crap and even i hate La boo boo