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Siri, please show a video clip that defines the word ‘owned’

Watch Commander: Help ⁦San Diego Sheriff⁩ find a missing female from Lakeside. Lorraine Craw, 72yrs, walked away from her home near Sohail Street. She was last seen wearing a blue shirt, black or blue pants and tennis shoes. If you see her please call the SDSO @ (858) 565-5200

Lots of things happened in 2020 that weren’t on anyone’s bingo card. Here's my Official 2021 Bingo Card of New Year’s Hopes. Let’s hope 2021 sticks to stuff like this.

Use your phone. Help save lives. Sign up for #COVID19 exposure notifications to know when you come in contact with someone who tested positive for COVID. #CANotify CAnotify.ca.gov

💥Today marks a great day for ZEAL 💰We have committed $25,000.00 in unrestricted matching funds to the LEARN Foundation to support tuition and other expenses for aspiring software developers to realize a compelling and extraordin…lnkd.in/gK38g_z lnkd.in/gwvsHdB

Good morning America, retweet if you think Josh Hawley is a traitor.

if anyone needs to catch up the president gleefully ordered a psychotic bloodthirsty redneck mob to literally murder human beings and we took his phone away

All I see is a #dnd Beholder on this button.

In Europe, schools are closing as studies show schoolchildren can play a significant role in spreading infections 1/ wsj.com/articles/europ…

tomorrow marks the start of a perfectly rectangular February, something that we only get on the calendar once every 200 years!!

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New episode alert! This week's guest is orangewolf. He discusses: 🌱 Healthy traits of maintainable software 🚩 The problem with tests that let us to lie ✅ Tips on helping peers troubleshoot via pairing Check out the episode at buff.ly/3djYjL2 #technicaldebt

TEXANS: FEMA assistance is now available for you to apply at disasterassistance.gov Make sure you take photos 📸 , keep all receipts 🧾, and document EVERYTHING you can to rebuild. Thank you for hosting me, Rep. Sylvia Garcia! Extra gracias for sending me home with tamales 🫔☺️

I turned 40 today! 🥳💃🏽 I was 37 when I enrolled in coding bootcamp; 38 when I started my first dev job. Why do I speak, workshop and share in the Tech community? To encourage all women, esp Black/Brown & mothers like myself: it's NEVER too late to build the life you desire! 🧡

If you think the front end community got bogged down in complexity because they copied what big companies were doing without adapting it to smaller contexts, you should see what happened to DevOps 😳😳

We made a $184,854 TV buy with this ad on Fox News this week. Fox News just denied airing our ad. Retweet and get it out in every corner of the country.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 8 Nov 2007 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 8 Nov 2007 (via Twi Age 🥳).