Interesting read in regard to improving page load performance -- web.mit.edu/ravinet/www/po…

It's #banshee time!

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#OOW16 call for papers is now open! oracle.com/openworld/call… Oracle OpenWorld Oracle Exadata Oracle User Groups Oracle

This is becoming a common occurrence, Atlassian Hipchat

Summing up the #WWDC keynote so-far, I'd say, great work on becoming a Xerox shop, Apple.

Where is the Funny Or Die logo on this #WWDC2016 stream? This is a parody of Apple's keynote... Right?

@kevinclosson to echo others, I'll cut these tweets others have sed and paste it to one

eXtremeDB Financial Edition - the database that shattered benchmark records. Fast, efficient, flexible. Free eval! x.com/LowLatencyDB/s…

Son of a Beast: The Beast + A Fried Egg. The best burger at Wahlburgers

The things we learn from our teachers aren't always the subjects they teach but, sometimes, lessons far more important.

After seeing Sausage Party, I'm convinced Seth Rogen is the new Adam Sandler. Same movies, same actors, just different characters.

Faithless: The Elector Who Saved America. Character, integrity, bravery, and patriotism in the face of xenophobia, racism, and misogyny.

I don't often retweet myself, but when I do... x.com/oracleinternal…

Sitting here at #reInvent listening to a guy try to explain the LIMIT/OFFSET clause. More entertaining than the keynote.

Looking to sell my Oracle protocol, database compatibility, and PL/SQL interpreter/compiler IP. Inquire via [email protected]

SQL Server is on Linux, but the Management Studio requires Windows. Now there is the "SQL Operations Studio" which also runs on Linux & Mac. docs.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/sql-…

"...real-time #database of warfighter movement and weaponry placement" goo.gl/QjNd3g similarities with a Tank Command and Control Information System built on #eXtremeDB goo.gl/Eu8RYp Phys.org #RealTime Office of Naval Research (ONR) U.S. Marines

Note that code simplicity has nothing to do with implementing simple stuff. Complex algorithms are often self contained, testable, not huge, and very reusable components. Check a neural network implementation core or a Raft implementation for instance. x.com/jreuben1/statu…