OH. EM. GEE. 😱😱😱 THIS. IS. SO. CRAZY.🤪🤪😜 THE. HAMBURGER.!!! 🤯🤯😱😱🤯😱🍔🍔🍔🍔💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #Burger #CrazyHamburger

it’s better to cum a shitload than to shit a cumload

Rubbing my infected asshole on my work desk

I could never be a Diver bro id be petting all that fishes 🤦 🤲🐟

why does thin toilet paper even exist

no shot im making it out of 2026 alive

kinky things to say during sex that your partner is sure to love: -i'm sorry, please forgive me. -i'm worthless. -god please forgive me. -you should kill me for this. -i deserve to die. -be honest do you hate me. -how would you feel if i killed myself tomorrow. -i'm sorry.

i am so nauseous oh my god what did i do

"theyre pectorals" thats a fat rack put it away 😐

i have a happy trail going up my stomach bevause my dumbass shaved one time

i will never be good enough

woah

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PINKIE PIE 🎂💗 cupcakes and party hats for everypony

gay people be like here's my powdered sugar resembling will graham and hannibal lecter on the final episode of nbc hannibal

my son

i highkey wont be able to go to any college/university i wanted because all of those funds went to me being a crippled fucktard instead