❝𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘺. . . 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦.❞ ➟ [ tinyurl.com/4rypr2xx ]

Tony's leaving sourpatch. a voicemail while he's working. He really hopes his bestie comes in clutch and helps. "Yeah, Rhodey . . do you mind picking up some Burger King after work? I'm a little pre-occupied and starving. Thanks, buddy." His lab is currently on fire.

// it felt fitting for his chaotic nature KJNEGKJSNGKJGN

Look away. This is what he was hoping for.

He got on the sauce like Steve did.

Maybe he should have said the juice instead. You know . . steroids, but even then he'd be lying. Only joking. He's been working hard though. Gotta compete with people like Captain Rogers and Thor.

If you see him drinking whiskey for breakfast, no you didn't.

You get me.

Was hoping they’d distract him from the contents in the glass.

I would die for you first, god.

He’ll take it as a win. ⠀ . . and is hoping Rhodey doesn’t get too mad.

He’s going to act like a spoiled baby and retaliate by hiding it behind him and crossing his arms. ⠀ NO!

Cue the Debby Ryan smirk while moving hair from face gif. ⠀ Well hello, handsome.

Naur it’s true. ⠀ In every way.

Why disappointed? I know you’re a little straight laced, Colonel . . but it’s a good way to start your day.

But it’s also five o’clock somewhere. ⠀ He’s looking away so he doesn’t give in. It’s inevitable, but he’ll be fighting it off until he or Pepper gives up.

Rats. ⠀ What about . . puppy dog eyes and a pouty lip? Or should he be smirking and showing more titty? He can do either. Whichever will win over his former assistant — or whatever he was to him. He forgets. Whoopsies.

╱ returning to my original fc, Matt Bomer

ᅠ 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙑𝙀 𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙀𝙍𝙎 the horny super solider. ever since the serum he grew hornier everyday. fucking every hole he saw. massive cock and ass always fucking someone’s husband in-front of them ᅠ