Edible got me smiling on the bus to promote social cohesion

It’s scary how most liberals still haven’t grasped or accepted this simple fact.

You STOPPED drinking when Covid hit? That’s amazing. Not even joking

everything gets revealed to u on a walk

i will become the love i did not receive

three months left to determine

Is everyone just a total moron now? Is that it?

This only happens when you're angry or in a hurry

"A time of healing, a time of whatever" is, sadly, another unforgettable instant classic

Lets kill everyone, with mama♥️

Things are exceptionally, unbelievably bad now, and because we're about a decade and a half into the era of a million boys crying about a million wolves, it's understandably hard for people to understand exactly what's going on.

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

to my friend, tylenol. rest now, brother. we have the watch. and i'll see you in valhalla

good example of “Catholic Brain”: being a nonbelieving atheist who was raised Catholic, seeing people fretting about “the rapture,” and having a little voice in your head that instinctively scoffs “you’re not even real Christians.”

Ray Bradbury