This is nothing. I have to put my boulders over my shoulders every night, or they fall into my armpits 😂

Grump ass here didn’t show up for breakfast. I was a little worried because you need breakfast to be that grumpy all day. Takes a lot of work. I called around some, went over to my MILs house to see if she had seen him, and the traitorous little shit was IN HER HOUSE eating

I’m ready for my closeup! 😂

Umm Santa… if you read this I’ve been very good this year. And all I want is a dick laser for Xmas 😂 dicklazers.com/?srsltid=AfmBO…

AI is an abomination 😂

Me coming to interact in the comments, when they say “TERFS DO NOT interact”

Someone cut the grinch off 😂 🍹

She identifies as a beaver 🤭

I told them they gave me too much credit. I just started potato salad on fire 😂

Guys!!!!! Grumpy Morty let me pet him. I’ve touched his head once before. As he hissed and made biscuits 😂 but today we had FULL ON pets and but scratching, before he ran away and stared grumpily at me from across the yard 😂

Twin beaks 😂

My beautiful Bruce Wayne 🥰 aka “Bruce (lil) Wayne” and “batcock” 😂

I’m under surveillance 😂

Marshmallow: 647 Yard art: 0

Babies 😻 latsot your black chicken is a fat ass 😂

Grumpy ears 😂 he even looks grumpy from behind.

Tuxedos are in fashion right now 😻

I agree!!! But can we talk about those toes 😭 😻

This whole montage is just one long analogy for my existence 😂