I have a comical suggestion for Joe Biden’s replacement.

Biden retiring at 81 like most Americans, do you get it? I thought of that.

Kamala Harris can be intentionally confused with deceased wrestler Kamala The Ugandan Giant, especially since Hulk Hogan who wrestled Kamala, not Kamala, can be used to aid this gag.

Cancer can be a great play on words meaning both the disease and the zodiac sign.

Did you overbook your show again? Better start it late.

That club books me because I’m funny and NOT for my free labor.

Tell the female half of the couple, “blink if you’ve been kidnapped.”

Redo the flier for the show so it looks like you’re headlining.

A lady break danced poorly at the Olympics.

Labor Day but the play on words is about being pregnant or going into labor somehow lol I thought of that.

The political text messages were excessive.

When I’m told the bar show has an intermission…

Luigi is the name of both the shooter and the popular Nintendo character.

The guy who shot the healthcare CEO has unusually thick eyebrows.

I still pretend I see kids on leashes.

In the past, children were parented differently.

I hate how this guy keeps interrupting and ruining the show; better ask him 90 questions…

A Starbucks order can be exceptionally long.

I am irrationally upset by the abundance of Jurassic Park films.

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