ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ —— 𝙶𝙻𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝙽 (𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛) someone with 𝒊𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒆 offensive power, but 𝗣𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗗𝗘𝗙𝗘𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗔𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗘𝗦. ᅠᅠᅠ ⠀⠀

☽ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ✦ ‧₊˚ ⋅.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ✦ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ☾ 𝔗𝔴𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔞𝔤𝔬… ℑ 𝔩𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲… ☽ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ✦ ‧₊˚ ⋅.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ✦ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ☾

ᴅɴᴅ ꜰᴏᴄᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴏᴄ ㅤㅤᴋᴀᴅʀʜᴀ ᴏꜰ ʀʜᴏᴅᴇꜱ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐄 🚫 to 𝘀͟𝗹͟𝗮͟𝘀͟𝗵͟𝗶͟𝗻͟𝗴 🗡 damage, ᅠ if you're not dumb enough to lop your own tits off, it's best to deal with +1 "𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐂𝐇" hampering carryweight and draining -𝟏 MP a tick. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ t'would be hard for a slime to stick to such a flat surface, either way. . .💧 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚎 has clung to your exposed crotch during your rest stop, strength check 💪 to pry the fucker off. 🎲 ᅠ ⚠️ failure will add 𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚎 ⚠️ to your armor 🛡 slot, ⚠️ and deal 𝟏ᴅ𝟖 𝗽͟𝗶͟𝗲͟𝗿͟𝗰͟𝗶͟𝗻͟𝗴 🏹 ⚠️ damage to all lower orifices. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝕯𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 ﹆ׂׂ ˖ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝖄ou're not a 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 . ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝖄ou're just a 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐬𝐞 。 ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠshe has no desire , no 𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘁𝘀 . ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠjust 𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐄 . 𓆩𓆪 ᅠᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝘬𝘩𝘶𝘶—— "𝐈͟𝐍͟𝐒͟𝐄͟𝐌͟𝐈͟𝐍͟𝐀͟𝐓͟𝐄͟𝐃⁉️💦" guys, this is not funny❗️ please warp back and bring a cleric before this 𝙩͟𝙝͟𝙞͟𝙣͟𝙜 makes me birth ‼️💢 ᅠ 𝟰 𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗦 𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗥. . . ⌛️ . . . "𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗' again, huh❓️ they dumped me.💧 ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ okay, so. . . roll for constitution.💧 ᅠ 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘦𝘣𝘢, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶— 𝙂𝙃𝙃𝙆💦‼️ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ defend exposed weakpoint-- 𝗖͟𝗥͟𝗜͟𝗧͟𝗜͟𝗖͟𝗔͟𝗟͟ ͟𝗙͟𝗔͟𝗜͟𝗟. 🎲 ᅠ and roll for constitution. . .🎲 fail.💧 𝟲𝟬 𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗽͟𝗲͟𝗿͟ 𝗰͟𝗿͟𝗲͟𝗮͟𝘁͟𝘂͟𝗿͟𝗲 ⁉️ fuck‼️ i'm gonna die ‼️ they're bashing against me from inside, 𝘮𝘠 𝘖𝘙𝘎𝘈𝘕𝘚𝘏𝘏—🪦‼️ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ haha imagine if you were completely unable to damage the slime ; ᅠ so it clings to you all the way back home, ᅠ and you're stuck having to semi-raise it so you aren't arrested and/or executed for harboring a dangerous entity into populated villages-- ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ what's wrong❓️ ᅠ arms too sore from uselessly hacking and slashing at jelly to pry him off her ass❓️ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝗹͟𝗼͟𝘀͟𝗶͟𝗻͟𝗴 to a slime, then having to squatting out ˡᵛˡˑ1 mobs at the outskirts of a starter village so 𝗻𝟬𝟬𝗯𝘀 get to pick off what little bit of 𝐄𝐗𝐏🔺️ your 𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙚𝙗𝙞𝙘 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙩s took with them. . .💧 what an ecosystem. 🌎 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝘴𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵 .ᐟ💦 𝘴𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵 .ᐟ💦 𝘴𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵 .ᐟ💦 𝘴𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵 .ᐟ💦 𝘴𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵 .ᐟ💦 𝘴𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵 .ᐟ💦 get pregnant ‼️ get pregnant ‼️ get pregnant ‼️ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ so waarm~♡. . .♨️💕 ᅠ slimes get sluggish in the cold, so let them borrow some body heat. . .♨️ ᅠ and a few other. . . 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘴 💦 to keep them fed, okay ׅׅ𖤠 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ perhaps he can 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸 around a little longer. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

⠀ ⠀ 𝗹𝗼𝘆·𝗮𝗹·𝘁𝘆 ⠀ ⠀ /ˈloi(ə)ltē/ noun ⠀ the quality of being loyal. ⠀ "𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘺𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨" ⠀ 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘳: [𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲] [𝗙𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀]