Aren't they all supposed to be on the same side? Doesn't make sense to poke the finger at a potential future employer.

Homeless human beings are human beings. Pass it on!

Say something principled in a working class accent and they’ll laugh at you. Say something deceitful in an Eton accent and they’ll make you Prime Minister.

Schrodingers Prime Minister: quantum superposition of a lying arsehole. We won't know if he was at the party until Sue Gray opens the fridge door and looks inside.

Let's not 'draw a line under this' it's not 'what the people want' and it isn't 'getting on with the job'

Worth a shot. Imagine that.

Twitter is a disturbing echo chamber. After utilising different accounts for different jobs It's easy to see why everybody believes they're in the majority when the algorithm works that way.

You're being pigeonholed, more and more with every tweet.

To compensate, there is always 'apricating' (also 17th century): basking in the warmth of the sun.

Word of the day is 'pessundate' (17th century): to cast down or ruin (e.g. 'this country feels pretty pessundated right now').

Definitely needs a hashtag #JohnsonTax

Just left your kids at home alone then while you worked yeah?

In Parliament, I just asked Jacob Rees-Mogg how he sleeps at night knowing that cutting Universal Credit will rob £1,040 a year from 6 million families.

His reply? 'Things have to be paid for. There are limited resources.'

So let's start by taxing him and his super-rich mates.

The wealth of UK billionaires rocketed by £106,500,000,000 during the pandemic.

The super-rich – not the working class – should pay more tax.

We give them shredded wheat they give us Tim tams.

UK people are utter mugs. Work until you are 67 for the worst pension in the developed world. Why do we let successive governments treat us like slaves? Work until we drop. Why do we allow this abuse....?
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#Strike now

When will *journalism* mature?

Fred 1971 aye

When I was growing up, simply humming video game music in school was enough to get you stuffed in a locker. Now, the world’s omega jocks are parading around to tunes from Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest. What a time to be alive.

#TokyoOlympics #DragonQuest