and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

Thinking about the fact that these people are gonna have a meltdown when we celebrate TWENTY years of TAYLOR SWIFT as if she can change the date or year she debuted

The man vs bear argument has been upgraded to man vs lion. A 13-year-old girl in Ethiopia was abducted and abused by a group of men but was rescued by lions when they heard her crying and protected her until the police came. A literal wild animal saved a girl from.... MEN.

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

9 year old me when avril lavigne said "hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

every social interaction i initiate feels like i’ve violated 15 untold rules

Remember when Taylor pruned a critic’s review after they said she should have pruned her album a bit 😭

“girl fuck you” is gender neutral

Hate when your browser asks if you want to save a password that you entered wrong. Read the room.

Some “pro-life” dude said to me “your mom should’ve aborted you” then I said “so you agree that she should have had that choice available to her?” Then he blocked me lol 🤷🏼‍♀️

ACABO DE ENTENDER ESTO GENIA DE MIERDA

Immediately feeling bad when I start acting bitter towards someone

#remembering

I remember reading a story that 9/11 caused a divorce. A woman’s husband worked in the twin towers, and he was having an affair. He took that day off and spent it with his affair partner in a hotel. He didn’t know what happened yet, so when his wife called him freaking out asking

some people really rawdog twitter. no oomfs no gcs no friend groups just the timeline algorithm

the constant pit in my stomach knows things i don’t

Recent unsolved mysteries in swiftie history

this shit hit tumblr harder than crack in the 80s