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Did you know... When skiing, its important to give yourself a round of applause when you get to the top and bottom of a slope. It's quite an accomplishment! Be proud! Sometimes the mountain will offer you some congratulatory noise!

Adventuring rule #2: don't waste time with buff spells. Resist energy? Life bubble? Shield??? You only have so many spell slots. Use them to set things on fire! That's what they're for!

Should I do a #ff for people I'm watching expectantly? Or will that give it away?

Interesting choice of words. Urgathoa - The Pallid Princess plz don't further delay this show, it's one of my favorites.

Adventuring tip #3 If you come across a pit and can't see how far down it goes, jump in and start counting the seconds. When you hit the bottom, you'll know how deep it was!

Adventuring tip #4 It's just a treasure chest, what could go wrong?

Dammit v.redd.it/dd9r3z51piv51

Adventuring tip #5 Never look down when crossing a rope bridge. You might see missing boards. No one wants to see that. Blindfold yourself and put your faith in a few lengths of rope that have been exposed to the elements for an unknown amount of time!

Adventuring tip #6 Let's split up, gang. You stay here and read the inscription on the mummy's sarcophagus aloud. The rest of you put your hands in those holes in the wall and see if there's anything inside. Yes the holes next to the one-handed corpses.

Deep fried turkey is the only way to go. Just make sure you have water handy to put out fires!

Accidents, death, gardening

Hey The Lantern King Wanna mess with some mortals? I have some notes.

Adventuring tip 7: Fey are the most trustworthy creatures in existence. Just ask The Lantern King Follow them through the woods! Ask them to cosign on your house! Let them babysit your kids!

Adventuring tip #8 Some dungeons have loot conveniently placed at eye level next to floating skeletons. If you see them gently floating toward you, run quickly and grab the loot before the skeleton can react. You may experience a burning sensation and paralysis. This is normal

What a shame. Who could have expected this? A tragedy. (Unrelated I think Abadar owes me something from the First Vault) revolt.tv/news/2021/1/7/…

Adventuring tip #9 Spellcasters, choose your spells wisely. And be honest with yourself! Are you really ever going to need feather fall?

Adventuring tip #10 Ten foot poles are way too long to be bringing into a dungeon. Try a convenient 1 foot pole! It fits in your backpack!

I'm going to start a giveaway of free cruises to Iblydos. I want porkie pig to do the commercials