Women are funny asf… you’re a foodie in my house, but you eat once a day in yours 😂

How customers expect me to act the minute they say “you've just lost a customer”

$BTC breaks above $76,000. $61,000,000 in short positions has been liquidated in the past hour.

women always assume you're trying to sleep with them, relax, I just heard you can cook

when you just typed what you wouldn't say to her irl but you sent anyway

Solana and Chill.

when your brain has gone blank and the exam invigilator won't just stop staring at you

Be boring in the right ways. Go to bed early. Wake up early. Eat simple foods. Save money. Exercise. Read old books. Avoid drama. Boring is seriously underrated.

Call every cab driver you know and tell them that XRP is on Solana.

painkillers after witnessing the amount of pain inside of me

$XRP is live on Solana. You can now trade and LP XRP on Raydium.

XRP on SOLANA on Phantom 👻

BREAKING: You can buy and sell XRP on Solana.

Everyone on Twitter every morning like it’s a newspaper 😂

you know it costs money to stamp these prints 😆 what really can make a full grown man go to this extent

what do you mean by a slice of bread with spinach for breakfast, you must really take me for a bird

The way life continues after people die is one of the most humbling things ever.

Private universities when they hear plenty candidates fail jamb 😂

What cartoon is this picture gotten from 😂😂

the cockroaches in the kitchen at 3 am when i switch on the lights