I'm a very positive person, I know it's all going to go horribly wrong!

60 meters of cling film it says on the box, I'm lucky to get 30 meters after it's wrapped itself around me, blooming stuff

Windy or what, tiles coming off roof at the moment, oh oh. Think the government will have to prop up the insurance companies at this rate

Last episode of Benidorm tonight with Joan Collins, can't wait to record it and watch it sometime.

Bidding on eBay is so exciting and disappointing all at the same time.

Wife said to hair dresser hubby doing 3 course meal for valentines. Hair dresser said nice to have a night off cooking. SHE DOESNT COOK I DO

After 1 glass of wine wife tried to pour another with the cap still on the bottle, very funny.

Lost some weight today, looked everywhere for it, can't find it anywhere, so where does it go?

Going to NEC Camping and Caravan show tomorrow, not allowed to buy new caravan but it's nice to dream. Usual picnic on the floor again, nice

Great NEC caravan show, best layouts for me, Elddis Afinity 530, Bailey Unicorn Madrid, Lunar Clubman SE. Elddis just gets my vote of the 3.

Lunar Clubman 40th anniversary edition is awsome. If lunar would make the ES layout with wider singles as Elddis 530 it would be perfect.

NEC Caravan Show best caravan stand was Lunar, loads of room &easy to find models well done hospitality great had free coffee without buying

Our 21 month old lad can now climb onto the settee, he then kicked me in the b***ocks and head butted me! that's my boy

Mr Selfridge, Call the Midwife, Musketeers, Sunday nights are good to watch on a Monday, great TV

The other love of my life 1994 Honda CB1000FR Super Four Big One keep the beer by it as an excuse to visit the garage

Stinking cold, just cleaned house, feel like a bag of ****. Wish I'd left it now. Little man had it too but he's a lot tougher than me Bless

Spring onions don't bounce

@andrewjditton or pack caravan and go off for a year and leave the clutter

Dropping everything today, apart from the little man of course

“History Pics: Cast of "The Lord of the Rings" pic.x.com/XhJEURwCvU” Hobbits in a helecopter, never thought I'd see that