Cant wait to grind my whole life just so my kids can be ungrateful fucks

my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything

The waitress every time you take ur bitch ass wife out to eat

Planet Fitness won’t let me cancel my gym membership.

I might get sad sometimes but ill never forget that im really THAT

When she always has a “bad day”

don’t care about Gucci Mane in 2026 I got Sk8star and Diamond*.

can't put my life on pause cause you can't take control of yours 🫩📝

ts so funny to me man 😭

CARLOS🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

What Sabrina Carpenter sounds like to girls:

😳

I gotta go harder

Me at work betting on sports

i think my time is up

Underground niggas saved my love for music. I was genuinely bored

Realest shit u can ever do is call out yo own flaws n correct yoself and be better

The GINYU FORCE 100% wipes the Viltrumites .. not even a question