[[Account Flip]] >> Fandomless OC >> Loosely based on Mr. and Mrs. Smith >> Kelly Wilder.

Feel free to use these pick up lines, I know they bomb as fuck. And also I didn't write them. Shhhh, don't tell the Missus.

[|We just aren't that creative.|] x.com/MrsSpyVsSpy/st…

I married that girl. You didn't see it, but it happened. So don't touch her. I don't have a walk in closet, I have a walk in gun cabinet.

[|Did no such thing|] x.com/MrsSpyVsSpy/st…

I mean... where'd all these guns come from?

A, I am a smooth operator and B, where's your proof? x.com/MrsSpyVsSpy/st…

Pics or it didn't happen. x.com/MrsSpyVsSpy/st…

Who's pretending? x.com/MrsSpyVsSpy/st…

Fooled you. x.com/MrsSpyVsSpy/st…

New username was #VerbotenVexer. @MrsSpyVsSpy