Lemmings, every one of you. x.com/AngelicRetaine…

"Hades is attacking!" "It's all Hades' fault!" Gods, can't a man enjoy his death in peace?

Why do you always assume I'm behind everything?

"I don't really care. Freudian excuse~."

Bah. It's not like I'm in any shape to lead an actual assault. But, I don't deny how amusing wanton violence is.

"You're in enough of a shape to COMMAND troops. Sloppy work back there by the way. What absolute droll garbage they were."

Well, I didn't say it WASN'T me. But it's rude to assume, you know.

"Too bad, tough guy. I'm rude and often nude~." REALLY, MIA. /REALLY/.

Nice to know, truly. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an angel to watch flounder, and some delicious popcorn to consume.

"I'm coming for you one day you know~."

If I had a drachma for every time I heard that.

You don't expect me to waste our infamous battle cry on such a minor occasion, do you?

I doubt you could figure out which way the bathroom is, but knock yourself out. Literally, if you feel like.

And just how are you going to read it?

Of course you are. Well, I'd LOVE to continue this mentally stimulating chat, but dead men are surprisingly busy.

HADES OUT~!