Why do you think you should?

What k i n d of chat?

Well, maybe I am, then. Coming onto you. A little bit.

What do you mean LEAVE THEM ALIVE bucky no

Is Bucky in danger? My bird senses are tingling

I -- I guess you're right, but I think you're targeting the wrong people

Because I'm pretty sure that the demographic you're going to confront is just...a bunch of teenage girls with crushes on you

What? No--Bucky, shut up, I meant that that think you're hot, or, whatever. I don't think you killed any of their parents.

Yeah. And me. Us. You know. Together.

Fucking, Bucky. It's porn.

Oh I'll come on to you however you like honey.

Don't be dramatic, Buck.

You're indecent, who cares

Pietro has lice apparently

Oh shit I copped me a fanfiction writer?? Bucky gets dirty what??

You're gonna be

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