I am #grumpy and I would like you to acknowledge that it is your #fault.

I am #sunshine, I am warm #summer days, I am clear skies and slowly melting #icecream.

Ah, yes. What an appropriate lamp for my comfy bed. I shall take it for my own.

I take #hygiene very #seriously.

Is that cheese for me?

IS IT CHRISTMAS? Wait, it's June. I'll be filing a complaint about this.

Eeeexcellent.

Mr. Bear and I are watching the original Jurassic Park. ...Humans are so stupid.

I heard there was a shortage. Do you think this is enough for me to start some sort of underground #sriracha cartel?

I am having a bad day.

Just me in a casual outfit, out to see a show.

Paint me like one of your French ghouls.

You won't believe me, but I actually enjoy belly rubs.

Sackcat will grant you 1 wish... If she feels like it.

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she's Sweater Sleeves.

Having some big thoughts about the state of things. But they'll pass. The thoughts, not the things.

How will you counter my combat stance?