"Fuck."

Groans, falling out of bed. "Work.."

"why do people from SHIELD converse with me?"

"..Like, I am your enemy. Go away."

"I know I'm hot as fuck, but sheesh.."

"Whoa, cute is what you say when you see a baby. I am no baby." x.com/chosenbride/st…

“Because I'm /The/ Shit.”

"You must be Cindy." x.com/chosenbride/st…

"Not anything flattering." x.com/chosenbride/st…

"I've been told nothing about your sex life." x.com/chosenbride/st…

"You know, maybe if you stopped acting like your opinion was a known fact, you wouldn't have people talk about you." x.com/chosenbride/st…

"Or you could stop acting twelve." x.com/chosenbride/st…

"Oh now you're ten." x.com/chosenbride/st…

"We're all fucked." x.com/debauchedasset…

"I am just wasting my time." x.com/chosenbride/st…

"Bad." x.com/debauchedasset…

“—;Don't forget what I taste like.” pic.x.com/QHMTG1zhIh

"there's another Oliver and I wanna fight him."

"No.• x.com/goodboyformomm…

I JUST SCREAMED THIS SCARED ME