What should I be for Halloween this year

him: r u stupid me:

I receive this 🥂

Ion gotta beg him for no bag cuz he gone tip me sum 💙

I can’t wait til I have me a lil son or daughter seriously

cancer risings are ruled by the moon, so telling them to not dwell on things when their entire nature is to problem-solve or heal everyone around them, taking on people’s feelings with the intent on helping - yet putting their own on the backburner, is astrologically improbable.

moon-ruled people (cancer risings) are easily won over by people who notice very tiny gestures in which to make their lives more convenient... i.e. someone noticing their arms are full and opening the door for them, someone asking if they are cold, someone asking if they are okay

Goodmorning to all the fat coochie gyals 🫶🏽

“you guys wanna smoke?” me:

He loveeeee me, he no leave me🤣

Don’t bring up my man cause I ain’t asking bout your bitch

Whole time none of his parlays hitting and you just getting on his nerves.

Serve me a green bean cookie and see what happen to you.

🦂

I’m my daddy daughter btch I ain’t neva gave a fck

I live for romance. I love ittttt like I literally want to feel like a 90s r&b song

I GOT MY DREAM JOB ! I GOT MY DREAM CAR ! I GOT MY DREAM HOME ! I GOT MY DREAM JOB ! I GOT MY DREAM CAR ! I GOT MY DREAM HOME ! I GOT MY DREAM JOB ! I GOT MY DREAM CAR ! I GOT MY DREAM HOME !

when ppl tell me they're pregnant i be like "omg what you gon do???" 😭