One of the great things about my current job is once it’s 5pm All calls and emails cease You log off physically and mentally And your weekend is fully yours, no one expects you to sacrifice your weekend FI only hear from my boss once a week which is our stand up meeting day🤣

Keep your man Lines Dey choke for here o

Go hard or go home Mo jade tan won sè Jollof 😪😪

I go start Holiday lesson for children this week 500 naira daily Make i use the money guide Una wey get pikin make una patronize my jele o simi o I Dey teach scatter

Big Breast and Back pain be like bread and beans 😩😩😩 I don tayar

My Wedding dress stylist just Dey use me chop What do you mean my wedding gown is 30k USD Just put it on the damn card Vera 😌😌 Just make it whimsical 🤭🤭

We go again today ke I no go again o. Rain Dey fall

a work in progress. this is going to be a difficult story to finish.

I was trying to take a nap and this Question wouldn’t leave my head Have you sat on someone’s face before? or has your face been sat on before ? I’m curious 🧐

How have I logged into twitter and Nigerians all over my notifications - please you have a lot of things to worry about than me and my household 😊

Something wey Dey waste for Facebook 🤣🤣🤣

No be life una Dey live for the lekki sha

You’re selling Drainage passage to people But expect that when flood comes it wouldn’t affect? Just desperation to sell land. No clear mapping This clearly looks like they built houses inside an ocean

I’m not sure I miss Twitter but yeah…

People come on here to share news of fairmoney outrageous interest amount And you still go ahead to take loan from them ? I can refer you to a loan company I work with. It’s not the get a loan in 30mins shenanigans But I promise you won’t be paying outrageous amount later

This small girl at Yaba begged me for money, but I ignored her because I was rushing and didn’t have time. I didn’t know she followed me. When a bus was coming, she pushed me towards it, but luckily, a woman selling something nearby quickly held me back.

Difficult to make friends and genuine connections with the opposite gender because ofcourse breast is in the way Phew 😮‍💨

This Dangote truck has caused a lot of irreparable loss in the lives of the Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba Akoko… I want to use this medium to say ENOUGH OF COMPENSATION we should rather call for TRUCK LANES across all states DAY 1 : GIVE US TRUCK LANES.

Come are you single ? Oh. Just noticed you like just babes with Bum Make I Dey go 😖