reading youtube comments reminds me why I hate humanity

Would you get more nourishment from eating a fat guy or a bodybuilder?

Unlike smallpox, despacito cannot be simply eradicated, even if humans tried

100% real and beyond beautiful

I expected nothing, and somehow I am still disappointed

IF YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE A MATE, AN INITIAL PRECAUTION YOU SHOULD TAKE IS TO STOP SCREAMING SO OFTEN

asphyxiating, claustrophobic, warm, colorful, outlandish, spine-chilling, beautiful

There's so much wrong with this statement, but its so right at the same time

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

sometimes when I’m bored, I go in the garden, cover myself in dirt and pretend that I’m a carrot

the only word he knows in English is 'unbelievable' ... sometimes he just looks at me, slaps me and says, 'unbelievable.'

YES. HELLO RICH PEOPLE. IM POOR

Daily reminder that there is goodness, kindness and happiness to be found in Latin America

Cute cats? No, it’s not his style

100% of deaths begin with life fellas. Don't get a life

her ass is forever stored in the vaults of the internet, which is terrifying

HAHAHA LOOK MOM! I USED THE MEME AGAIN

sexual energy that should be directed towards gaming

you're so cute i want to keep you as a pet

those Antarctic penguins are known to gossip