Twitter you have been neglected. I'm sorry, I am going to try you out and see what you are about

What constitutes a good tweet? Feelings? Daily occurrences? Reposts? Thoughts? Word of the day? I'm just going to say shit & see what works

OhhhTee ohhhTee. Never much love when we go ohhhhteeee...I prayy I prayy...

I NEED A ONE DANCE! This song will forever be 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@xtinataps I like you, you're the ish cause you're the only one that liked my tweet. #nucci2016

@xtinataps the award for best, most accurate reply to a tweet goes to you my friend

The office > everything

Ppl are weird, lol. Guy randomly claps two times while walking. He had no one around him, no headphones and was holding some mail.

VH1 Hip Hop Honors tonight at 9pm!!!!

Who doesn't like to Eve's drop? Not a single soul

Locker room talk #debate

YAS, Ken Bone. vine.co/v/5Xap5AxuFnD

Is FUTURE/FREEBANDZ the originator of mumble rap?

Who would win in a fight: Dumbledore or Gandalf? #fantasticbeasts

Why is "Will Not" : "Won't"? It should be "Willn't"

Kill 'em with kindness. #foodforthought

Welp...this guy is the fucking man x.com/comedyposts/st…

Shower thoughts: if a porcupine and a tortoise were to have a baby it would be Donald Trump #Potus Weird World