Did someone say 'sports'?!

Had a very fun interview with Ben Collins, who along with some pals have managed to wrestle The Onion away from private equity ghouls. Excited to see what’s next for them. Check it out here! spotify.link/h35Q7yGAwJb

Hot dog

From the physical archives:

Advisors Assure Biden This Will Blow Over Once All Gazans Dead bit.ly/3UL6Coo

From the archive:

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Trump Watching Movie On iPad During Trial Without Using Headphones

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theonion.com/sorry-i-m-late…

thanks Ben Collins listeners have asked that I just read The Onion headlines from now on and I'm down with that. #BenCollins new CEO The Onion on how they're actually sometimes more spot on the news than the networks. wbur.org/hereandnow/202…

Tesla Lays Off Entire Team Behind Brakes

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From the archives:

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‘These Kids Should Be In School Instead Of Protesting,’ Say People So Tantalizingly Close To Getting The Point bit.ly/3UFCZ7X

From the archives:

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Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison bit.ly/49ZHcaY

Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison bit.ly/3xY3X1R

I am very happily the weak link in this crew. It's gonna be great.

So, you may have heard Ben Collins is the new CEO of The Onion! This is true, and great! But this team, championed by Jeff Lawson, is a multipronged one with strle and I also peeling this…um, Onion.

Like all good teams, we are dividing and conquering.