We have lost the art of visiting people. Now when you visit a friend o kare you are inconveniencing them.

Why are Eet-Sum-Mor's the best biscuits EVER 😭😭😭

It’s great how they never post any actual gameplay from RDR2. It’s either a video of some scenery, horse’s balls or a cutscene.

Communism sounds good.

It is so difficult moving in silence when I am brilliant and brilliant things keep on happening to me because of my brilliance.

Unfortunately it works so well. The rumoured colours for the 18 pro max are singing sweet nothings in my ear.

What are you supposed to do with all that free money if not to have fun spending it with your partner.

We all know it’s because RDR2 is so boring. Beautiful scenery but overall a massive disappointment.

Is there a particular reason these cannot be standardised to the South African one seeing it is the best option.

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

Will the maid have a maid? Will the maids maid have a maid? In 10 years will everyone be employed as a maid for someone else?

It is not even a nice car.

Choosing all the awful looking cars from Audi’s lineup.

It ruined all of gaming for me because everything else feels like Candy Crush compared to the complexity and excitement of Overwatch.

my kid sent me this

Private equity. Now there will be plastic all over the interior and Jetta headlights.

When I made this tweet, I had not even applied for a Masters degree. I went on to complete my Masters (cum laude, award for best performing student). I have now secured a full-ride scholarship to complete my PhD in Europe.

I was put on this earth to be a scholar and nothing else.