When I eat my kid’s Halloween candy I say to myself, (in Darth Vader’s voice) “It’s ... too late for me son.”

Scenes from backstage and rehearsal. #jamescorden #stage56bartricks @ CBS Television City instagram.com/p/B5B98Lyg-Nj/…

Tonight at 12:37/11:37c on CBS (after The Late Show with Stephen Colbert) Watch me balance some books on my face for James Corden on the The Late Late Show with James Corden #LateLateShow

Stage 56 Bar Tricks: Mustard Chugging youtu.be/oVh395jKd_0 via YouTube

And I got the best seat on the plane coming home. Look at that legroom! It’s been a good week. instagram.com/p/B5DhDRYAapN/…

Well...I beat my daily goal of getting 30 minutes of exercise. Long day of juggling and unicycling. Good night. instagram.com/p/B6HoGLogocW/…

I have an ongoing gig at the Philadelphia Zoo through January 5 that I’m really enjoying. It mostly involves spinning an LED staff or swinging LED poi but last night they needed me to cover for one of the actors who… instagram.com/p/B6QtamlpjSp/…

New hat. This is going to be my summer look. instagram.com/p/B7KW8UMgKRU/…

#dollypartonchallenge

Hazel: “Daddy, can you give me some of your money?” Me: “No sweetheart.” Hazel: “Can you get some money from someone else and give it to me?” Future in debt collection for that one.

I’m going to brag about my kid for a minute. Lyla is really starting to get the hang of flying a drone. She’s 7 and she has skills I don’t have and admire.

Performer friends, I’m thinking of doing my first public Zoom show on November 28 at 3 pm. Are any of you already planning on doing something at that time? There are so many options for live shows now I’m wondering if there’s a good way to see what times are open.

I am performing a virtual show on January 2. Tickets on sale now. eventbrite.com/e/virtual-one-…

The kids have decided we are going to make our own unique take on a gingerbread house. They have dubbed it the Darwingerbread house and I have high hopes and low expectations for this project.

Thanks so much to everyone who has purchased tickets for my next virtual show already. Tickets are still on sale at https://www.daviddarwin/events

My daughter pulled a white hair off my head and I told her she could use it as a core for her wand. She’s super excited now.

I'm tired but satisfied. I worked on a big project yesterday and gave it everything I had. I look forward to sharing it with you all when it's done. I'm back at it today and tomorrow. Fighting exhaustion and pacing myself.

My 5-year-old just asked “Daddy, what were pillows like in the 80s?” And I realized that makes just as much sense to her as asking what TVs and phones were like back then.

I’m not even the Stephen Sondheim of juggling.

I’m doing a show for the Philadelphia Fringe Festival. One night only, September 23 at the Circus Campus. Tickets available at the door and online, $20.