What is human juice to you? Everyone I've asked has said cum, and I'm worried this survey is turning into filth :(

For the last time, I'm not dying

Everyone thinks they're Batman until it hits 28°c outside and you realise Joker was right all along

I actually like the feeling of suffocating heat

Guy on the bus is seriously doing balloons right now and everyone's laughing at him

Guys tagging out the 1 girl on their improv team

Sure, Footballs finally home, but now what...?

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The one year I don't go to Edinburgh Fringe and my one man show is getting bombarded with 5 star reviews? 🤔

I'm leaving the UK on Friday but everyone I've said bye to thinks I'm dead and are surprised when I message them 😔

This guys taking ages

Thought I was gonna be lonely on my 8 hour trip to Toronto. Queen Lizzy keeping me company once again

Finally a place where I can get pizza the way it used to be a-made

These are Snagglepuss' streets

I doubt that, tents aren't electric

Interior. A spa. Masseuse: please de-robe. Customer: How about you robe deez nuts. Chaos ensues.

Normalize saying "I've got to scadaddle" instead of "Im leaving you and the kids"

Boys, I'm absolutely gagging a DC (Diet Coke)