"Nah.. not really. But Ill get in there... Mark my words. "

"I dont exactly care, death can be whatever it wants to be. I just want to live in peace and whatever happens.. happens. Death is just whats on the end of the line and apparently the start of another. But you seem to have a different opinion, judging by your creepy smile."

"I fucking hope so. Or youre in for a surprise. Now stop emitting that challenging attitude... And horny... Its getting to me. I need a bath to cleanse myself from those."

"You are fueling it. Anyway. Gotta run. See you tonight at 2am— I MEAN. See you tomorrow!" disappears!

"I dont need your excuses, nor your pitiness. We can coexist simply by ignoring each others existance, which is the ideal plan for me."

"Id call weird... But Ive seen weirder stuff than you... So- Yeah.. a bit of excitement doesnt hurt once in a while... I can agree on that but I still want everything to be calm 90% of the time."

"Hm... We can tease Bambi a bit. Its always fun watching her startled face. Maybe we could put some ice cubes on her feet now that she is sleeping."

ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ཻ་༝ 𝟏𝟑𝐭𝐡 𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 · · ─── · · ─── · · ⠀⠀𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞. . ↺ + ♡ Iηfσ βεlσω ↓↓↓

"I am not rude to my friends. Well maybe I am.. But they like me for who I am anyway. In other words, I dont care what you think of me since I dont care about you either. Simple enough right?"

"Sleeping through National Horny day only to wake up on another horny day.... This world hates me."

"Not shy. Im literally just avoiding you~" #SeductiveSunday

"Its painful even for me.... And he is not even my brother."

"Who are you calling a gremlin you gremlin?!" Death glare. "I just came out cause you are around. Hmph. But only cause youre not as annoying as everyone else."

"Fine. Then youre a shrimp." She huffed. "Stop rushing into assumptions, I came out cause you came out too. Its not my fault if /you/ decided to come out on Sunday of all days..."

"Im not a fucking sump...." Inhales. Exhales. "Listen here you bitch- Here I am, being all nice and you are trying to get on my damn nerves! I am not expecting you to show off your akin nor did I think of perverted stuff! Pervert! Weirdo! Do you want me to bite you?!"

"Aaaand she got naked anyway. God damn it Kurosaki—"

"Ha. Ha. No. Theres no way Im showing off my skin. Perverts will do perverted stuff if I do. And then Ill have to eat people and get called out of that and then get scolded blah blah dont eat Shinigamis and humans blah blah.... So no."

BONKS. "Stop being horny-! I wont eat you!" Blushes- "U-Unless you want me to— then I suppose I could—"