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CraftySacramentarian

@one_sip_horus

thought follower
prize winning tobacco farmer

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calendar_today08-03-2014 01:11:03

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I like pipe smoking, except in the summer when it's too hot, the winter when it's too cold, and the spring and fall when it's too windy.

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saturday: changed mower oil, spark plugs, air filter, and sharpened blade... then promptly mowed the entire yard with the completely flat side of the blade because I put it back on upside down

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I don't know, man, I believe in the flood as much as anyone, but why would we expect to find the ark? Don't you think post-flood when they were building stuff they'd have thought to themselves, hey I know where some pre-cut wood is, let's use that?

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I think all those weird animal group names are made up. Crash of rhinos? Fake. Murder of crows. Fake. An attack of clones? Fake.