Answer to crossword clue “in a foreign country” = overseas, reminds me how angry my Arabic teacher got when we used overseas instead of abroad. She couldn’t understand that to island-living Brits, they are synonymous. Also, she liked being angry.

Been trying to get a smear test for a month. Surgery called at 1215 & 1216 no message then texted: “we tried repeatedly, assume it’s no longer needed”. And they wonder why women don’t go.

The Dogs of 2023

Atty says she’s totally ready for #Caturday …….. a bit later #cats #CatsOfTwitter

Hi Virgin Media ❤️ maybe if you are cold calling people, get their name right, tell them why you are calling and don’t just hang up mid call? #CustomerExperience

Can people be fooled into thinking authoritarianism is better than democracy? Here is what award-winning novelist Margaret Atwood has to say:

We can donate to UNRWA here donate.unrwa.org/-landing-page/…

#Caturday at last!

Does this look like a cat who’d vomit on the bed at 6am? Because it is. Happy #caturday 🤦‍♀️

Overheard at a hotel breakfast: sure I could have been a vegetarian. But I’m from Arizona, so……..

Spent a ridiculous amount of money visiting a Japanese cat cafe to be ignored by cats. Can do that for free at home. Here’s some active ignoring. #CatsOfTwitter

Interesting AI chat: Me: I’d like a new government. AI: have you considering organising an insurrection? Me…… I…… just thought I’d vote for someone else. 😳😳😳#AI

Dear National Trust it is absolutely too soon to be thinking about Christmas in April. If that’s all you can email me about YOU ARE SENDING TOO MANY EMAILS.

Sign the petition asking the Welsh Senedd to debate this move to destroy youth music and drama services in south Wales. petitions.senedd.wales/petitions/2462…

I’ve just been described as “wonderfully unconventional”, and it made my week. I had just told them about being charged at by riot police at a Sting concert in Egypt. That’s normal, right?

EXCLUSIVE: We’ve gone undercover inside Nigel Farage’s Reform UK campaign in Clacton and found evidence of anti-migrant rhetoric, homophobia and one canvasser making racist and offensive remarks. As @DarshnaSoni reports.

It’s official: new ONS data confirms British household are worse off than they were at the start of this Parliament - 5 long years ago. A reminder, this is not normal! This is almost certainly the worst Parliament for household living standards since 1950 ons.gov.uk/economy/grossd…

Everyone, and I mean everyone, needs to hear this. And vote tomorrow. Please.

Ever get the feeling you’re being watched? #caturday

And apparently the latest Twitter-sh*t upgrade: post skipping to show you the next ad.