Illiteracy is not scoring below C+, illiteracy ni kutochukua kura, illiteracy ni kukosa kutoka kwenda kupiga kura, illiteracy ni kuacha mzazi anasupport Ruto na his cronies kwenda kupiga kura, Injili ni moja, WANTAM

🚨BREAKING: The UEFA Champions League Round of 16 draw will take place this Friday. Man United is invited to dance for the visitors🤗🤗🤗

When I was a kid, my elder brother used to buy me shoes, one thing he always insisted "Sema kama hio kiatu inakufinya tukiwa hapa, usiende kulia home". That stuck with me to date, ukiskia uko uncomfortable with anything, sema saa hio hio when something can be done.

Got late to work, kidogo nikose parking

Don’t get sucked into the marketing hype of new iPhones and Samsung phones. Just - Buy a phone - Use it till it dies - Then buy another Save your money.

HR: In this organization we record TikTok videos every Friday Me:

I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though I knew I wasn’t speeding. Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but the camera flashed

bodo glimt

Apa mkinipea retweets aki🥹❤️ Nawaaminia

I just can’t sit in a matatu and watch someone get thrown out because of 30,40 or 50 bob….. I get it… watu wametoka job wamechoka. But why must people take “minding my business” to the extent of allowing someone to be thrown out to their death because of little money? Sigh.

My mom once told me if she has a problem with my dad, she talks to him first. Not her friends. Not social media. She said, “Advice is fine. But your partner shouldn’t be the villain in someone else’s story before you’ve even tried to fix it together.”

Maturity is realizing your brother will always be your realest dude ever man.

“Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.” —Epicurus.

Ni mbaya.🥲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I fear a situation where IEBC will rig the election for Ruto and everyone will pour into the streets because we cannot take an extra 5 years of his presidency and I am afraid we might never go back home until he vacates the office.

Mnataka we beat up politicians na mkilala nao mnasahau kuwanyonga

Msichana anataka standards za Chiwawa (Chow Chow) na tabia zake ni za Bosco. Jiheshimu bana.

Type of girl to come into your life when everything is falling apart