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my life is a living hell. every minute is torture

@on_da_spectrum

I won’t and I never will

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calendar_today28-10-2019 18:16:03

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Absolutely nothing I hate more than someone who is weird about drinking out of the same bottle/glass/straw. Just the mental image of an adult, trying to delicately waterfall a sip of their friend’s drink at the bar, fills me with such disgust I feel like I need to take a shower

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“Labubu” sounds like “Vajayjay” for the Labia. I hope that ruins your gay little dolls for you all. Or not. I actually hope your newfound passion brings you joy for years to come. Or whatever

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If you’ve ever fucked up badly and had to just wear it while somebody chewed you out, try for a second to imagine the magnitude of the talking-to waiting for this guy when his feet hit the ground

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Crazy how many adult Americans straight up believe in magic. And not just standard fare religion-as-magic stuff, I’m talking things that for most of modernity have been the domain of fantasy texts. Good to keep in mind, the next time you’re arguing with a stranger on the internet

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Can’t wait to get recommended this 2-3 years from now by my uncle-in-law at a family gathering where everyone is drinking but he’s the only one who’s drunk

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Imagine you get on a roller coaster and the employee who does the lap bar checks walks over and locks your safety harness in place and immediately starts tickling you

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Woke up with diarrhea and an upset stomach. Iwonder if it has anything to do with the all-you-can-eat Korean BBQ I had for dinner. But probably God is just punishing me for some inconsequential decision I made earlier in the day and there’s nothing I could have done to avoid this

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If you sell creatine monohydrate and you want a free $1,000,000, here you go. Find or fund a study that tallies the total number of studies showing creatine’s positive effects, then run an ad that is just: {picture of bottle of creatine} “It works.”^[number you tallied]