Find someone who hates you as much as Packers fans hate the Vikings

Marvel: infinity war will be the best cross over event in years. Ahs: hold my beer #AHSApocalypse

Winning punter for MVP? 🤷‍♂️ #SuperBowl

Question: I’m giving up all soda for lent.... but what if it’s in a mix drink? Is there a spiritual exception for that lol

Is it wrong that out of ALL the wedding planning I’ve done lately that I’m more excited to give gifts to my bridesmaids?? Like i just want to spoil them bc I’m not easy to put up with at times ... sorry

I’ll say this... atleast the sign is original 😂

Colorado! We’ve got a few tickets to give away for our show at Red Rocks Park & Amphitheatre on June 18th! Retweet to win!

Real love does exist.

You guys are smoking dick if you think flipping burgers deserves $15 an hour while EMT’s are out saving lives and only making $14. Sit down.

My heart 😭 "When a soccer player's hijab started falling off to reveal her hair, her opponents gathered around to provide cover while she fixed it." This is what EMPATHY looks like. This is what HUMANITY looks like. This is what HOPE looks like. We need more of this ❤

BREGMAN BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! #HOUvsWSH #TakeItBack

ALEX BREGMAN IS HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT HE’S THE MVP #HOUvsWSH

Good morning beautiful world, let’s kick the shit out of this week.

Lol. These guys dressed up as Max Scherzer’s eyes. 👏 #NATSvsASTROS #Nats #Nationals

So twitter i am here to ask for help.... what is your all time favorite Christmas movie?!