You'll be trying to explain to a client why she doesn't need antibiotics for malaria and her response will be, "you don't know what you're saying... Are you sure you're the pharmacist?" 🙁

I'll choose keeping my license 🙁

Client: I need any eye drop Me: Please what do you need it for? Client: To put it inside my ear. You want to show me you went to school na. You people are too rude 🙁

The size of my dreams exceed my current capacity to achieve them. If my dreams do not scare me, they are not big enough.

studying the brain to find the origin of consciousness is like opening up an old radio to look for the source of the music. all you’ll find is the circuitry designed to tune into its signal. it cannot generate the music itself.

For someone who has dealt with the loss of a parent... I find myself always lost for words of comfort for people going through the same situation. Because I don't know what to say, I make sure to stay with them. Hoping that my presence will be enough to comfort them.

Another day to say, "please you don't need antibiotics to treat malaria" 😭

The weight I lost in pharmacy school, till now I've not gained it back 😭

Maybe you both can talk about what happened?

If you have first class, forget PTDF and focus on foreign scholarships. Nigeria will waste your brain because brain isn’t appreciated in Nigeria. Na madness dey work for Nija.

If you see this, Drink water! Drink water!! Drink water!!! Drink more water.

This is from my valedictory speech 🤣 My mother said I should pray against blood suckers... Meanwhile it was pharmacy school. Anyways, I'm also a good writer 🤭

I don’t hide past Questions papers

Perhaps it's because teeth are not bones 😌

Forgetting to sign for poison Weighing more than the required amount of your poison in front of a lecturer Using blue pen to label an external preparation Not having enough time to label your product 😭😭😭

Client: Give me drug for malaria Me: Is there a particular one you'd like? Client: Just give me any one Me: (Brings several options) Client: Don't you have Amatem? Me: 😐

How long has it been since you withdrew money from an ATM? Just realised I haven't in over three years.