Lady: do you drink beer? Me: yes. Lady: how many per day? Me: 3. Lady: how much do you pay per beer? Me: $5 each including tip. Lady: how long have you been drinking? Me: about 20 years. Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's

- No Hazlewood. - No Cummins. - No Problem. Because Mitchell Starc is here & he gets the Five Wicket haul. 🔥🥶

100 off just 69 balls! Travis Head, what an innings! #Ashes | #MilestoneMoment | NRMA Insurance

"He's dismantled the English attack, and with it, the English hopes of a Test win in Perth." Travis Head. You star. #Ashes

Me wondering what to do with my Sunday now #theashes is over after two days.

Wickets taken in the first Ashes test by Country of Birth Australia: 20 New Zealand: 5 South Africa: 5 Barbados: 2 England: 0

Faithless' masterpiece 'Insomnia' celebrates it's 30th birthday today 🎂🐐

Hey Kayo Sports Foxtel tv guide says golf is live at the moment, yet showing replays of round 1????

If you look at the data across both these first two tests and take into account the wicket at both the GABBA and in Perth, England are shit #ashes

Long Island looking brilliant today can’t wait to play the completed course #sandbelt #golf

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"england will thrash aus 5-0" "Worst australian side since 2010" "Best England team since 2010"

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Smudge #BBL15

The sky put on a show last night #AuroraAustralis #Parkdale

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The futurity stakes should not be a group 1! #racing Racing.com