Yeah not buying Putin. Very unconvincing. Plus he invaded Ukraine. My effort still up there youtu.be/6_sXLY7TZtQ?si…

Winning the Oscar for best film 2000, a definitive GLADIATOR thread to mark 24 years since it’s release. Tweet 21 of particular interest. Big thanks to Ian Stone ON TOUR 2024 for alerting me ⬇️

For the Ipswich Town fans who missed the moment yesterday. Back to back promotions. After a very long 22 years, welcome back to the Premier League

Omid Djalili But this one is totally you 😁💪🏻

I get a lot of clips saying “is this you?” Some are. I can confirm this one is definitely not me.

I was good but they said I didn’t take it seriously enough. Me before I got banned from playing basketball at school.
Too short anyway.

I love tweets that remind me of my wise and accurate predictions from a year ago. Back to back promotions for I(P)SWICH TOWN - my clever and witty home town club (check the P in their handle) - who are simply not messing around. European football next ⬇️

Omid Djalili I(P)SWICH TOWN 😂😂 brilliant!

Celebrating I(P)SWICH TOWN promotion to the Premier league with a great blast! 💥 many congratulations 🎉 Scared to death then turning to the crowd for applause 😊

Filming this morning sadly can’t be at the game but hoping for a result at Portman Road to see Ipswich Town back where they belong.

Omid Djalili Just when I think this regime can't get any more ridiculous, they prove me wrong.

Worried you might be kidnapped by the Islamic regime in Iran? Relax. The Islamic regime can help. Just tell us your name your address, list any crimes against the Islamic regime you think you may or may not have committed, and we'll do the rest ⬇️

Filming a doc for SKY about the game changing impact of the battle of Bosworth where King Richard III was killed. The sliding doors moment in history that shaped the soul of this country. Here’s the 540 year old “Boar Badge” of Richard found at the battle site. Incredible.

Omid Djalili The fundamental truth is no side can win this thing. There is no victory from the barrel of a gun. I don't understand how this cannot be grasped. Unless you have an interest in not seeing it.

This. Absolutely and urgently. #IsraelHamasWar

Omid Djalili Wayne Bavin BBC Suffolk Unluckiest team not to have won the league at least once in mid 70s early 80s

The Islamic Republic now want to go after the journalists who reported Nika's brutal murder at the hands of the Mullahs' thugs. Utterly disgraceful. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…