Dear people who write on bathroom stalls, i don't care who you love, Sincerely, just trying to pee.

Dear Impossible, Screw you, I just made a campfire under water. Sincerely, Spongebob.

That awkward moment when you're reading someone's shirt and it looks like you're staring at their boobs

That awkward moment when you’re trying to explain how a song goes, but you really don’t want to sing it.

The awkward moment when you check the price tag and sadly, walk away.

The awkward moment when Voldemort calls someone two faced.

The awkward moment when you shout the wrong part of a song with confidence.

The awkward moment when you're trying to make your sims have babies and your parents walk in.

The awkward moment when your teacher cracks a joke, and nobody laughs.

If her tattoo comes off in the shower, she's too young for you bro.

If she thinks 69 is just a number, she's too young for you bro.

Jeans, faking boners since 1872.

No matter what, your parents bed will ALWAYS be comfier than yours!

If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherfucker a reason.

Dear Edward, maybe the reason you can't read Bella's mind is because there's nothing in her head. Sincerely, Logic.

If Cinderella's shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?

Whenever I start to feel spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the fuck down. #omgthatssotrue

Careful who you call your "friends", I'd rather have 4 quarters, than 100 pennies any day. #omgthatssotrue

When a girl says "Aw, thanks." It means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape from.