I’m officially announcing to anyone not voting for Kamala Harris that I either think you are evil or incredibly stupid.

Yup

I’ll probably lose followers for this, but I voted for the Prosector instead of the felon, who assaults women.

I never thought the Antichrist would be orange.

I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS!! “Donald Trump is is the person who stood at this very spot nearly four years ago and sent an armed mob to the United States capitol to overturn the will of the people.” WE ARE RECLAIMING THIS SPOT. 💙💙💙

Everyone please remember about the Red Mirage and the Blue Wave. Republicans tend to lead in the beginning and democrats tend to gain momentum near the end. Everyone just BREATHE.

Putting RFK Jr in charge of women’s health is like putting Jeffrey Epstein in charge of child safety.

We dealt with 4 years of “Let’s go Brandon.” Now it’s their turn. FUCK TRUMP. FUCK ELON. FUCK VANCE. FUCK RFK. FUCK ALL OF YOU. If this post offends you… FUCK YOU. Block me. O don’t want you in my life anyway. ✌🏼🖕🏼

I’ve been gaming online again after a long hiatus and Jesus Christ every child I run into has rhotacism. “I’m weawy good at this game. Fowow me!” Like bro. I had problems with R’s too, but when I was like fucking 6, not 16.

Is target okay?

Me: *absent minded singing* “Mama I’m in love with a criminal, and this type of love isn’t ration, it’s physical.” Logan: “I have a spotless record so you better not be taking about that Luigi guy.” 😂🤫🤷🏼‍♀️

Trying to determine if my new found desire to dye my hair, get a bunch of tattoos, more piercings, and overhaul my wardrobe is normal or a symptom of mania because my psychiatrist lowered my dose of meds😂 #SendHelp #ButAlsoLetMeLive

When you’re a bad influence and convince your sister to dye her hair because you are. 😈🤣 Amanda L.

Is it time for more piercings? 🤔

“Take these pills with food and water” How about I take them with no food and a Dr Pepper.

Why did this cashier look at my white ass and ask me to speak Spanish to the person behind me, when I said I don’t speak Spanish she said “what are you doing in Miami without knowing Spanish” like SHE didn’t just ask me to speak Spanish FOR HER

Fuck Nazis

Me: I want to go to a bar that only plays my kind of music so I can dance and sing. Logan: That’s called a concert.

I consistently weigh 3lbs heavier at the end of the day then I do at the beginning of the day. And magically go back to 3lbs less the next morning.

Can someone tell me why in 200hrs on CS2 the only 2 aces I have gotten have been on pistol rounds…