Nggas be like, “I was waiting on you to text me first”

When he turned that camera I died!!! Why are my people like this?!

Unpopular opinion: Genuine people don’t have many friends.

When you got heels on and he’s still taller than you >>>>>

Far from perfect but I’m real

I ain’t for everybody & I dam sure ain’t tryna be

No seriously!

Niggas be sexualising the hell out of you & expecting you to feel flattered by it. Please go away freaky frog.

𝓐 𝓻 𝓼 𝓸 𝓷 (P)lease excuse my dear aunt (S)ally

Is it me or is eating out not as good as it used to be ???

Bring back hair shows!

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break need a 30 minute ass whooping

type shit they make you drive in GTA with 8 mins to pass the mission

It's mandatory that I have alone time. I can't be around people 24/7.

WHY DO COWORKERS BE MAD WHEN YOU KEEP TO YOURSELF?

Being disliked by certain people is actually a flex. Why would I want an unambitious, gossipy, evil, or lazy person resonating with me?

I sleep with my phone on dnd every night. If it’s an emergency don’t call me call 911, idk what to tell ya

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