two bucks

I have been told to tweet something

Get in the robot, Copia.

pure romance

Today's Emeritus Family Secret: Terzo poops on the tour bus even though the rules state not to.

Please teens of tik tok cancel ghost so you can stop talking about it.

I don't know what a "ghestie" is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

On another note I need a new stapler. Mine got kidnapped by ghosts.

remember the skeleton singer from that band in hocus pocus? this is him now. feel old yet?

King crab feast at the largest orgy hall today to celebrate the latest happenings! Don't forget your novelty strap on party favors! See you there!

I may be stupid

A word of warning: I have a gun

If I were to collaborate with VeggieTales to make a silly song it would be called "Cucumber Con Dio".

A reminder for his day

Fun Papa fact: Primo lost his virginity at the bass pro shop pyramid

I love gardening. Just in case you forgot.

Do you think god got really fucked up when he watched Cain kill Abel?

Deus me TELETRANSPORTA PARA O MEIO DELES

CARALHO ELES NAMORAM MESMO