The Iron Lady. The Marshmallow man.

El de azul debería imitar a Juan Gabriel

“Shots fired,” screamed the Secret Service agents. President Trump and Cabinet members were escorted out of the main ballroom by the Secret Service and the U.S. Marshals.

#BREAKINGNEWS: President Donald Trump evacuated after security incident at White House Correspondents' Dinner. spr.ly/6019BByYav

Stop. Trying. To. Kill. Our. President.

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT ✊🇺🇸

NOT TODAY, MOTHER FUCKERS

Una vez más quieren bajar a la mala al Licenciado. x.com/i/status/20482…

Secret Service agents were seen escorting J.D. Vance out of the venue after gunfire erupted at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

El tirador de la Cena de Corresponsales de la Casa Blanca ha sido identificado como Cole Allen, de 31 años, proveniente de California. Trabaja como maestro y recientemente recibió el premio al «Maestro del Mes del Condado de Los Ángeles».

Le hago fold a ambas cartas.

Major

So good

Esta semana, La Gacetilla rindió culto a Huisiloposli. lagacetillamx.medium.com/la-gacetilla-s…

Si

4/25/26 | 10:15pmEDT

🔴 Radicalised by the likes of Greta Thunberg, young females are spurning marriage and capitalism – society as we know it is at risk, writes Rowan Pelling 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/1…

Todos los días

New sheriffs in town 🤠