BANG: Bang on twitter now and that the tea. OLUFSEN: Good I'm glad you're joining in. BANG: OK listen up Bang stan discourse and that Bang TED talk. OLUFSEN: I'm not sure this is good for you Bang. BANG: You canceled.

BANG: Bang not believe land on moon, fake by NASCAR. OLUFSEN: Bang you have to stop watching YouTube. BANG: That just what C&A want you to say.

BANG: How electricity work? OLUFSEN: Well, the flow of electric charge produces a current which .. BANG: OLUFSEN: Um, ok, so there's positively charged protons and negatively charged electrons .. BANG: OLUFSEN: It is magic lightning. BANG: Ah Bang see.

BANG: Why we not make fan. OLUFSEN: We make audio equipment like speakers Bang, fans are a quite different technology. BANG: Fan just speaker go round and round.

BANG: These headamaphones broke, wire fall off. OLUFSEN: Bang those are wireless headphones. BANG: Yes broken why you not listen deaf?

BANG: Why you always stare at phone. Why not look up, see wonder of world, see people. OLUFSEN: OK fine, what should I look at. BANG: For example Bang spill gravy on shirt look like poo.

BANG: Bang carve pumpkin. Not allow knife, use spatula. And not have pumpkin, use mango. OLUFSEN: So you've squashed a mango with a spatula.

BANG: Bang sorry late. OLUFSEN: Again, you own the company, you don't have to apologise. BANG: Train delayed. OLUFSEN: Also you live here.

BANG: Bang have .. OLUFSEN: I'm sorry Bang I don't have time right now. BANG: You no platform Bang because you scared of debate.

OLUFSEN: Stop doing that. BANG: Stop doing that. OLUFSEN: Please. BANG: Please. OLUFSEN: This neodymium is delicate. BANG: This nee .. fine.

BANG: What mean 4K TV? OLUFSEN: It means it has 3840 by 2160 .. BANG: But it still Countryfile? OLUFSEN: Still Countryfile. BANG: OK good.

BANG: How wireless headamaphones work? OLUFSEN: Bluetooth. They transmit data over ISM band UHF by ... magic. BANG: Ah, magic, understand.

BANG: Bang try watch Bladerunner get confused. OLUFSEN: Well it tackles difficult ideas about what's real. BANG: No Bang get lost in cinema.

BANG: Bang go bath now. Take an offload Bang feet. Have some Bang time.

OLUFSEN: What's the matter Bang? BANG: Bang make 3 toast then make another toast but toaster already warm so 3 toast 4 toast disappoint.

BANG: Bang examine finances. OLUFSEN: How are we doing? BANG: Some number big, some number small. Not many sevens. Hard to say.

BANG: What listen. OLUFSEN: Shostakovich, 5th symphony. I enjoy the ambivalent tonality. BANG: Bang like music shake ass Bang ass not shake.

BANG: Still up work? OLUFSEN: You ever get so involved in a problem that you can't rest until you solve it? BANG: Sometime when eat Pringle.

BANG: Trick or treat! OLUFSEN: Ha ha, ok, trick. BANG: Look just give Bang sweet that how this work, why you complicate.

BANG: Bang got new rules. OLUFSEN: Really, what are they. BANG: One, not pick up phone, always bad. Two, not let anyone in. Always bad too. Bang got new rules, Bang count them. Think three.