Hey neighbor with the yard signs, I just went and cancelled out your vote!

Yeti meat can taste kind of gamey

I’m ironically retweeting this because I have 10 followers and I’m pretty sure 2 of them are bots

The weather forecast has me scrolling through the Dali Lama’s Twitter feed to try to get centered.

The blizzard warning starts in an hour. Is anyone else hearing the theme from Jaws?

Douglas can go live with Caroline’s moms and come back in 2 years as a troubled teenager #BoldandBeautiful

Joker origin story #BoldandtheBeautiful

If I could have a do over, I would only buy furniture the color of dust

The pavement was his enemy.

Tough bank to break! x.com/ketv/status/83…