NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS FUCKING SHIT

Got the water turned up to fire

lmao i remember when superfluid’s recruiter was asking me on a call if i’m okay coming to london once in a while for team bonding, i dey smile like fool dey reply “yes yes, bring am come”… she tear me rejection later than night. sure me say that question na whining

These are the technological advancements we need

i've not saved much, but I saved 4 women last night... 4 back to back to back to back emergency c-sections... going to sleep for a few hours and coming back😢

when i was in Primary school i learned about a shape called “Rhombus” and never heard about that word again

“We didn’t back rubbish”

You spend 2000 on a bag I spend 2000 on a 4 day stay at a hotel .... Neither is better ... we just like what we like

How ‘consensual’ is ‘consensual sex’ with a 17 year old who’s been trafficked?

🚨BREAKING: The Fire Horse solar eclipse ring of fire path is over Antarctica.

The person who said this to you rn:

if you raped someone in 2016 and they chose to speak on it today, you're still a rapist. “that was mad long ago” is not a plea deal

My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They’re super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week…. Should I say anything?? Oh and also he’s 4. They’re all 4.

Nigeria’s Eniola Bolaji has risen to world No. 1 in women’s SL3 Badminton, becoming the first African to do so, after claiming silver at the 2026 Para-Badminton World Championships in Bahrain.

This is incredible. Congratulations to your mum. 💐

This lady should arrest herself. It’s criminal to be this fine.

Brush.