I genuinely think I might be better in goal than Onana.

When you turn ITV on at 3pm in midweek and don't see Warwick Davis

Massive away win for the little fella.

Ok…then fuck it, since you’ll never see it. I can let you know. I won the whole thing and made the best dishes ever tasted on the show. Gregg Wallace said, and I quote- “this quiche is so tasty that I’m going to pull its pants down and roger it senseless right now.”

Never deleting this app 😂😂

Salah has 15 goals and 12 assists this season - it's December 4

Mo Salah is literally the best footballer in the world and I’m tired of pretending he isn’t.

Vintage stuff from Barbecue Brendan Rodgers.

[Average Super Sunday] Jamie Redknapp: it's a penalty Paul Merson: nah not for me Roy Keane: course it's a penalty David Jones: no agreement here. But I think we can all agree that the thrilling Day of the Jackal is streaming now

Grealish - 1 Goal in the last 562 days in PL Firmino - 1 Goal in the last 558 days in PL Firmino's last PL game was 558 days ago

Awkward moment as a section of Southampton fans chant for Russell Martin to give them a wave and then when he does they boo him.

Hilarious that a player with the nickname ‘THE BUTCHER’ is one of the weakest piece of piss players ever. Atrocious.

Great night for goalkeeping Jesus Christ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

At George Sq Xmas market last night and a wee guy’s pick n mix came to NINETY TWO POUNDS HAHAHA He was about 12yrs old and had £3 in his pocket. Was absolutely howling 😂

Peter Løvenkrands' son loves the darts! 😂🎯

Carabao is the greatest League Cup sponsor ever. Nostalgia merchants will throw Milk, Coca-Cola, and Carling at you, but an energy drink from Thailand, which no one has ever tasted, perfectly encapsulates the spirit of this competition.

Listening to my dad talking about Spurs, and hearing him say "Kukachevski" for the 10th time

🔴🤴🏼 19 goals, 13 assists in 22 PL games so far. Mo Salah, unstoppable.

The official Premier league website using this Doku challenge on Mac Allister as an example of a high foot when it wasn't even given as a foul in the game 🤯 Absolute shambles 😂😂😂😂😂