Reports are coming in that the Brexit Bus has run out of fuel.

Ricky Gervais 😂

I’m at the ground this morning presenting a very special award to Aaron - congratulations mate! #PremierLeague #playerofthemonth Arsenal #arsenal #goalkeepersunion #safehands #emiratesstadium #ARSNEW

Aaron Ramsdale proving one of the signings of the season. As well as the athletic shot-stopping, Ramsdale has brought much-needed belief, concentration and communication to #afc defence. Only 23, established in #eng squad too. 🧤👏

Are we really going to let this Number 10 party go? No chance! Last Xmas was a misery . Listening to him standing up there telling us what we couldn’t do. Families not seeing each other , loved ones dying alone. Whilst him and his cronies party in a tax payer funded residence !

Text from Rishi Sunak: ‘I was looking forward to some more Californian sun, but instead I’m having to come back to this shithole to deal with some angry chefs. All because Chris couldn’t keep his mouth shut!’

Rest In Peace Ray Liotta, legendary actor and the iconic voice of Tommy Vercetti.

Just done an interview on BBC Radio 4 Today. calling for Sunak, Truss & Johnson to urgently meet (they are part of same party after all) to come up with an action plan to urgently intervene in the disastrous predicted 77% energy price cap due Oct This isn't the time for a flaccid govt

British Gas owner, Centrica, just had a fivefold soar in their profits. There is no such thing as a cost of living crisis. This is a cost of greed crisis.

BREAKING 🚨⚡️| British Gas owner Centrica has just posted £1.34 billion profit in the first six months of this year. This is a FIVE times increase on last year. Time for take energy companies into public ownership.

I do absolutely love this Arsenal team 🙌🏻

Dear Liz Truss / Rishi Sunak the cost of living crisis has left millions worried how they'll make ends meet. I'd like to formally invite you, as the new PM, to join me asap once you take office for a special hour's The Martin Lewis Money Show Live discussion/Q&A to answer/ease people's concerns.

We are deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Her Majesty The Queen. Along with many of our supporters today, we will be taking time to mourn and reflect on Her Majesty’s incredible life and devoted service.

RETWEET if you detest Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Finally some awesome news, Jacob Rees-Mogg has resigned. The haunted Edwardian wank sock has finally gone. 👋👋

Pele, Maradona, Messi. The three greatest footballers of all time. The only thing up for debate is the order.

FAO Jake Paul …

. Gary Lineker asked to step back from hosting a FOOTBALL show because he has a personal opinion on something important. Let's talk RICHARD SHARP, current BBC Chairman under 2 dodgy investigations for giving Tory party £400,000 in donations and organising £800k loan for Johnson

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